i just tweeted the one story, but then happened upon a second one and thought that was enough to warrant a short post.
because, honestly, ive been feeling a little down in the dumps about my romantic prospects (or lack thereof) recently. but i never thought of these two methods of luring potential lovers.
and i doubt i will ever be desperate enough to use either.
discounted pressure washers and calling 911 for sex? where do people come up with this shit?
