Not only does he get to be president, but he also gets to be in a Spiderman comic? Not fair...
Thanks Hawkers for this one… It’s actually pretty sad. My only hope is that he was at least a little insane and was having a really great time in these tunnels of garbage in his house. The horrendous smell and filth notwithstanding, it sounds pretty cool.
For those of you not familiar with my current occupation, this might not make much sense. But if the big O manages to delay this switch at least a little it would increase the chances that I’ll have a new job when it happens. I’m still pretty nerv that the BRC won’t be ready…
This is when you know that either a) you need a new job b) you have a drinking problem or c) both. Talk about being inconspicuous… was no one going to realize that a school bus was in the liquor store parking lot? Oh man…
Merry Orthodox Christmas!
I feel pretty bad for this guy, but its still pretty funny… at least his face isn’t in the picture, he has that to be thankful for.
I have a feeling that I’m missing something in this article…why do you need a topless coffee shop? This literally makes no sense to me. I just don’t see the connection between breasts and java… it sounds a little like a Seinfeld episode.
I think there’s some unspoken rule that once you donate an organ to someone, you don’t try and get them back for it later. Under any circumstances. I think it’s a little tacky.
…But maybe not as tacky as this.
Good to see Pong is getting the fame it so deserves.
The Pocono Record is so cracked out. As if this story alone weren’t strange enough (who got paid to write this 4 sentence article today? i want that job), I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the comment on the article is even stranger. [You can’t see it anymore…this is it]
I find it hard to believe that so many people claim to not know that smoke lingers in your clothes and hair after smoking… have they never come home from a night at the bar, only to find that they still reek of cigarettes? Cha-duh.
Its nice that the BBC made this into a cute little story about the innocence of children… but was no one thinking of their safety? I’ll fully admit to being creeped out waiting at a train or bus station by myself, forget about new years morning where there were sure to be drunks still lingering about…
Happy New Year!
Here’s something you probably wouldn’t think about when deciding which new toilet seat to opt for. Owie. Hopefully they can get the word out on this really quickly to save future generations from any… problems… this may cause.
What made someone choose bees for this? Couldn’t they have found a less threatening insect, like flies? I’d be worried there would be some crack side effect and they would go nuts with their stingers. Not a risk I’m willing to take, but thanks.
If supporting your family has come to this, maybe its time to let them figure things out in their own way. I can’t think of anyone I would steal multiple times for… sorry guys.
I know this is outdated and you've probably already seen it, but I was looking through The Year in Pictures and it made me laugh.
I think I’d like to have a job where I could do meaningless research like this and get paid for it. By writing this blog I’m finding that there is a plethora of useless information around, this included. I mean, not to overshare, but I don’t like eating breakfast and I certainly don’t fit this demographic. But then again, I’m not Japanese.
I’m thinking this is probably the biggest news Murray, Utah has seen in ages, which is why this story seems to be everywhere today. I’m just concerned that not one person was flustered by a dog wandering around the grocery store, attended or otherwise! This isn’t Europe, people, dogs can’t just go where ever they please!
At first I was appalled by this story. But then I thought about it. Its less smelly than a cigarette, it can’t possibly be much worse for one’s general health than any other form of tobacco, and there’s no smoke, spit, or butts. And the article says they’re worried kids will use them, but what’s cool about a nicotine pill? Not much.
Its almost Christmas!
I vote that they just return to “Have it Your Way” and stop this nonsense with the(super-creepy) King. And now this. BK and Mickey D’s need to just come to terms that they’ll always be in contention with each other, and get away from creepy advertisements. I just want a burger.
I’m very skeptical of the information presented in this article. How can they say that babies born in the winter are more likely born into a lower class? I don’t really see the correlation… maybe I just resent it, having been born in February, a very winter month.
Genius. This is probably the best prank I’ve heard of in a while. Totally believeable, causes a ruckus, and sticks it to the man. I love it.